Tears of Armchair Experts T-shirt
Tears of Armchair Experts T-shirt has a small correction for unsolicited medical advice: “Experts” is struck through in burgundy, with “self-appointed” supplying the missing qualification. The dry joke leaves authority with disabled and chronically ill people whose bodies keep becoming somebody else’s discussion topic.
The design
Contrasting ink typography carries “UNSOLICITED MEDICAL ADVICE” and “Tears of Armchair Experts”, with the marginal note “self-appointed” and the verdict “Unsolicited. Unconvincing.” Printed on the front; plain back.
T-shirt details
- Bella + Canvas 3001 in White or Athletic Heather, sizes XS–5XL.
- White: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Athletic Heather: 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
Length and width are garment measurements; chest is a body measurement. The supplier’s imperial and metric values are reproduced below. Both colours use the same chart.
| Size | Length (inches) | Width (inches) | Chest (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Chest (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
Made to order by Printful. URevolution is an independent disability-led brand. Disability belongs in diversity.
An original work of human authorship, conceived and meticulously directed at every stage, utilizing AI technology strictly as an execution tool to finalize the design.
