{"product_id":"id-rather-be-sleeping-organic-cotton-tote-bag","title":"I'd Rather Be Sleeping Organic Cotton Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn empty calendar doesn't mean you've got the energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people see a free afternoon. You see an opportunity to lie down.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI'd Rather Be Sleeping Organic Cotton Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e features URevolution's \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Calendar Error\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e design: a neatly organised calendar with one bright yellow square breaking free from the grid. Underneath, a simple statement that says what you're probably thinking: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I'd rather be sleeping.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's a little sarcastic, painfully relatable and particularly familiar to anyone living with chronic illness, invisible disability or persistent fatigue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause having time available doesn't automatically mean having the energy to use it. Sometimes the most productive thing on your schedule is absolutely nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from 100% certified organic cotton, this reusable tote bag is practical enough for groceries, books and everyday essentials. Available in natural oyster and black, it's an easy way to carry your things while making a point about rest, energy and the expectation to be constantly available.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA design with something to say:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The Calendar Error challenges the assumption that free time equals available energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% certified organic cotton:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Made from durable 3\/1 twill fabric.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRoom for everyday essentials:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A spacious main compartment with a 5-inch gusset gives you room for shopping, books and other necessities.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComfortable shoulder straps:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Long dual straps make it easy to carry over your shoulder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo colour options:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Choose natural oyster with a navy-and-yellow design or black with a white-and-yellow design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade on demand:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed especially for you after you order, helping avoid unnecessary bulk production.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 100% certified organic cotton, 3\/1 twill\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabric weight:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBag dimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 16″ × 14½″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaximum carrying weight:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 30 lbs (13.6 kg)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStraps:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Two 1″ (2.5 cm) wide straps, each 24.5″ (62.2 cm) long\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCompartment:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Open main compartment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColours:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Oyster and black\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlank product sourced from:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e India\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduction:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Made to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe story behind The Calendar Error\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCalendars measure time. 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